10 cheesiest pick up lines I have had the misfortune to recall.

Worst pick up lines I have had the misfortune to recall.
After years in the dating trenches, with an accumulation of good and terrible dating experiences beneath the proverbial belt, I feel thus compelled to recall some of my favorite cheesy pick up lines, undoubtedly recycled by the ill intended lotharios who had the misfortune to utter them.
10-Him “My eyes are hurting me”
Her-“and why is that?”
Him-“Your eyes are so bright, because the stars fell from the skies and placed their light within your eyes, blinding me with their intensity”
Her-"No, your vision problems are most likely a result of over administration of visine to eliminate the proverbial redness from all the pot you have been smoking.”
9. Him-“your legs must be tired”
Her-“And why is that”
Him-“Because you have been running around in my mind all night!”
Her-"No, my legs are sore from all of the core training I have compled in preparation for running far and fast from anyone uttering such a ridiculous pick up line”. .
8-Him, after introduction to his female victim-“Enough about you, let’s talk about me.”
That one was honestly pretty clever and deserves a cheesiness reprieve.
7-Him-“ I knew I recognized you.”
Her-“From where?”
Him-“You were first runner up in the Miss America 2007 pageant, right?”
Her-“No, but I am the winner of the ‘knowing what a fool you are contest’, 2008.”
6. Him-“Do you have an aspirin?”
Her-“What for?”
Him-“ I need something for the pain I feel of not knowing who you are”.
Her-“And I need a valium to help me forget I ever met you.”
5. Him-“Come here often?”
Her-“Not anymore”.
4. Him-“Hey baby, what’s your sign?” (Yes this is actually still attempted)
Her “I have a sign for you buddy. Let me just put down my drink long enough to raise both my hands in a universal we both know and understand.”
3. Him-“I’d really love to continue this conversation about the election at my place, it’s so loud in here.”
Her-“I vote NO!”
2. Him-“Hey baby, I don’t play games.”
Her, “I do. My favorite is called, “watch the loser leave alone.”
And finally, drum role, the cheesiest pick up line I have EVER heard
1 Him-“Where have you been all my life?”
Her-“In the leprosy camp. My skin treatments are progressing nicely don’t you think?”

Bless the sweet ones with honest and sincere words, and pity the earnest fools who will try anything but an honest approach, who in ten years will still be supplying unwitting girls with this ridiculous approach while adjusting their hairpieces and wondering why they are still alone.